Fat Bikin’ USA

Went for a spin down the beach at San Onofre State Park this morning.  Not sure if it was because of the unsettled weather, the salt air or the nuclear generating plant just up the road, but I’ve been channeling the Beach Boys ever since… 

If everybody had an ocean
Across the U. S. A.
Then everybody’d be fat bikin’
Like Californi-a

You’d seem ’em wearing their baggies
SPD compatible sandals too
With cushy cushy fat bike tires
Fat bikin’ U. S. A. 

You’d catch ’em ridin’ at Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestles
Australia’s Narrabeen
All over Manhattan
And down Doheny Way
Everybody’s gone bikin’
Fat bikin’ U.S.A.

We’ll all be planning that route
We’re gonna take real soon
We’re airing down our Larry’s
These tires stick like glue
We’ll all be gone for the summer

We’re in the saddle to stay
Tell the teacher we’re bikin’
Fat bikin’ U. S. A.

Haggerties and Swamies
Pacific Palisades
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach L. A.
All over La Jolla
At Wa’imea Bay.

Everybody’s gone bikin’
Fat bikin’ U.S. A.

And I have completely lost my mind.  Sure was a nice morning though!

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